Little Bits

Breaking notnews. Chastity Bono is going to have a sex change operation. So?

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Palin baits Letterman.

Sarah Palin is trying to start a feud with David Letterman over a tasteless joke he made on his show the other night. Indeed, it was tasteless, but it was just a joke. He made a follow-up comment, but didn't apologize. He said he had made thousands of tasteless jokes over the years.

Now, Sarah says he owes an apology to all women. She'll do just about anything to stay in the national spotlight, I guess. She probably thinks her "feud" will get her an invitation to be on his show. I would advise against it. She's no match for Letterman.

And, besides, he'll always be able to have the last word.

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Hell-o? Hell No.

Sometimes, the stupid just burns. In Kingsville, Texas, the County Commisioners designated "Heaven-O" as their official greeting because "Hello" contains the word "Hell."

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Bonzai!! Again

Former President, George H.W. Bush celebrated his 85th birthday by making another parachute jump. This has become a habit that he is going to continue until he is 90.

When asked why he keeps on doing it, he said, "Because it feels good." And, it "Sends a message that just because you're an old guy doesn't mean you have to sit around, drooling in a corner.

Atta boy, George! But, it does seem that there would be a happy medium between jumping out of airplanes and drooling in a corner.

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Take that, Granny!

Did you see the video of that State Trooper tasing an 84 year old woman the other day? The media tried to get outraged over it, but the video clearly showed the trooper trying to keep her from wandering out into the traffic while she continually smacked and pushed him.

Clearly, the old gal deserved the jolt she got. Respecting your elders is one thing, but just how much abuse do you have to take before you zap her?

Stay tuned.