Showing posts with label Bobby Jindal. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bobby Jindal. Show all posts

Thursday, June 12, 2008

More of Nothing

I guess you heard that the House bill extending the unemployment benefits didn't pass. Bush promised to veto it, anyway. 'Way to keep the working man down!

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The Supreme Court restored Habeas Corpus, in spite of Alito, Scalia, Thomas and Roberts. Some detainees have been held for 6 years without recourse. Habeas Corpus is a constitutional guarantee which allows courts to determine whether a prisoner is being detained illegally.

Let's hear it for the Supremes!

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Did you hear about Bobby Jindal, Governor of Louisiana? In an essay in the Oxford Review, he described a personal encounter with a demon, in which he participated in an exorcism with a group of college friends. He stated that not only did they cast out the supernatural spirit that had possessed his friend, Jindal wrote that he believes that they may also have cured her cancer. Wow!

I guess he's off the short list for Veep, huh?

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In show biz - Daniel Craig sustained an injury making the latest Bond movie. The tip of one of his fingers was sliced off during filming of an action sequence. Ouch!

It's not the first time he's been injured. In the last movie, he cut his face, requiring stitches. Oh, no! Not that purty face!

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If you want the truth about Barack Obama, you can go to his new website, http://www.fightthesmears.com/, which debunks false rumors.

I plan to send it as a group reply to all those former coworkers who are continually sending me e-mails with bogus claims about him. Every single time I get one from them.

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In Italy, there be Unicorns! Well, maybe not. But a one-horn deer was discovered in Italy. There were pictures of it in the papers.

Personally, I choose to believe it is a modern day Unicorn.

Stay tuned.