Friday, August 05, 2011
Will You Respond to The Response?
Organizers got busy today, blessing 10,00 seats. So better get there early, if you don't want to be in danger of getting seat number 10,001. You can pray and fast and even speak in tongues all day long, but if you're not sitting in a seat that hasn't been blessed, you're screwed.
The event is also going to be simulcast for those who want to stay at home under air conditioning, eating a sandwich and drinking a beverage of your own choosing, not necessarily water. There's no guarantee that your prayers for the deliverance of America will be heard and even less chance they will be answered, but, frankly, the odds are probably the same for the people sweating it out in those uncomfortable stadium seats.
Governor (Goodhair) Perry started all this, and then spent some time saying his own prayer to God to get him out of this debacle. He finally decided to simply use the same excuse all politicians use at one time or another. His participation has been greatly misinterpreted by the media. Why, for all he knows, he will end up being an usher!
So, if you decide to go, pick up a hot dog and bottle of water on the way in. Then, find yourself a blessed seat, and pray, pray, pray. You might as well pray for rain, too. What could it hurt?