Saturday, August 19, 2006

Another Meme

"We'll Always Have Meme" - Casablanca

1. Have you had sex in the past 24 hours. The nerve!!!!!!!

2. Are you gay? I'm usually a fairly happy person. Or did you mean "gay" in some other sense?

3. Do you have hairy legs? Certainly not.

4. Do you like monkeys? They're cute little cousins.

5. Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake? No

6. Have you ever licked one of those square batteries? No. Do they taste like chicken?

7. Have you ever read the Bible? Yes

8. Did you ever go to Sunday School? Occasionally

9. Do you wear a lot of black? Black, brown and navy. I heard they were slimming.

10. Did you ever bring a weapon to school? No

11. Have you ever hugged a tree? I don't think so.

12. Do you know what a sphincter actually is? Yes, do you?

13. Describe your hair. Old

14. Are you a wild beast? Well, I took a personality test that said I was a dragon.

15. Do you like to have fun. Fun? What's that?

16. Do you like drama? Yes. I'm a drama queen.

17. Do you like mayonnaise? I love mayonnaise - hate mustard.

18. Are you afraid to die? No, although it sometimes looms large.

19. Do you like playing in the leaves? Yes, the leaves of a good book.

20. Have you ever peed your pants as an adult? I'm waiting until I get to Shady Pines Rest Home for that activity. Don't want to peak too early.

21. Have you ever thrown up on somebody as an adult? Is my name George Bush?

22. Are you an adult? Yes, dammit.

22. Ever won a spelling bee? Yes

23. Do you ever eat because you were depressed? Oh, heaven's yes, depressed, happy, it's all the same to my appetite.

24. Are you a television addict? No. But, I have it on a lot.

25. Do you think O.J. was guilty. As sin.

26. Do you enjoy spending time with your mom? N/A. She's dead.

27. Have you ever had sex in a hot tub? No, but the shower??????? (Cover your eyes, Jay, Things are getting out of hand. )

28. Do you like Elvis? No. I'm probably the only woman of my age who never did "get" Elvis.

29. Do you like watching animals "do it" on the Discovery Channel? Do "what"?

30. Ever been hit on at the zoo? No

31. Have you ever had sex with a total stranger? Yes. My ex.

32. Do you enjoy the calming effects of turkeys? No. They're ugly, dumb and they don't taste good.

33. Does your mom think someone is hot? N/A

34. Are you a sugar freak? Yes, somewhat.

35. Ever been arrested? No.

36. Ever commit a crime and get away with it? No. I'm a good girl, I am.

37. Do you like orange juice? Love it. Drinking some right now.

38. What sign are you? Aries. Who wants to know?

39. Where do you wish you were right now? A self-catering cottage in the Cotswolds.

40. Did you enjoy this? I'm just wild about memes.

7 comments:

saz said...

I didn't "get" Elvis either.

#31 - too funny.

F&W said...

"39. Where do you wish you were right now? A self-catering cottage in the Cotswolds."

What a great idea!

Dogwalkmusings said...

I guess I make three. I never got Elvis either.

Kell said...

#19. Do you like playing in the leaves? Yes, the leaves of a good book.

You are soooo clever! LOL over your answers.

Alan G said...

I made a post first thing this morning but it disappeared or I forgot to publish...

I really got a chuckle out of some of your responses. But to a more serious issue unfortunately...

This is directed to...
Betty - Saz - Dogwalkmusings

I contacted the Memphis Mafia last night and passed along your comments regarding Elvis. You can expect to be hearing from them at anytime now.

Thank You...Thank You Very Much!

Maya's Granny said...

So nice to run into others who didn't get Elvis. He hit when I was in junior high, and I just never got it.

saz said...

Alan - You need to include Maya's Granny on the list.

Elvis has now left the building.....