Tuesday, May 10, 2011
McCartney To Marry
You don't mind if I call yu Paul, do you? After all, I have bought and sung along with so many of your albums since the 60's, I almost think of myself as the fifth Beatle.lol
I saw in the newspaper that you are going to take the plunge into the sea of matrimony, again. You incurable romantic, you! I hear her name is Nancy Shevells, and that you very wisely dated her for four years before popping the question.
By the way, I think it was very classy of you to hold off the big announcement until after the wedding of William and Catherine. You wouldn't have wanted to upstage them. Well played.
Actually, I do have a few words of advice for you. Take them for whatever they are worth.
I have learned something that might make you want to have second thoughts. Nancy is Barbara Walters' cousin. I'm just sayin'. I've also noticed that she is only seventeen years younger than you. That's in range. And, she seems to have all her limbs which is a a plus.
Listen, Paul, I wouldn't dream of telling you what to do, but if I were you, this time around, I'd have her sign a pre-nup. I know, I know, it takes some of the romance and spontaneity out of it, but, really, how many more $50 million checks can you be expected to write at your age?
In any case, congratulations, Paul. And, I wish you all the best.