Sunday, May 10, 2009

She's Trying to Kill Me


This is how the Mother's Day card from my daughter, Kell, was addressed. I can tell you it really gave my heart a jolt.

All kinds of thoughts ran through what is left of my mind, the first one being, "She's too old." Then the next thought was "I'M too old. This must be a joke (please, God). All those times I complained that my children wouldn't give me grandchildren until I was in a wheelchair, living at Shady Pines Rest Home, were a JOKE! I didn't mean it.


Then, I read the back, and decided that she is trying to kill me. You shouldn't tease old people this way. When I finally calmed down, I opened the card, and saw that it was from..............





Cosette! My little grandpuppy.

I should be all right in a couple of days.








Stay tuned.

15 comments:

MarmiteToasty said...

ROTFLMRSSO!!!! to dam funny..

x

Dogwalkmusings said...

I'm right there with Marmite!

Deanna said...

lmao I like your daughter!

Queen-Size funny bone said...

she got you good!!!

gawilli said...

Happy Mother's Day, none the less!

Kay Dennison said...

What a great zinger!!!!!!!!!

Cazzie!!! said...

Hahasha, I LOVE IT, love her humour..yet I Do understand your point of view, totaly! LOL

Tincanman said...

LOL Great post! Love it.

Darlene said...

Hilarious. I really like your daughter - she has a sense of humor after 'me own heart.'

Looking to the Stars said...

You gave me a good laugh! Your family has a good sense of humor :)

Jewels said...

Hello Betty! Very funny and thankfully just a joke. Thank you for your kind words for my Dad. Always nice to meet another Arkansas gal.

Richard said...

Betty, Very nice. LOL

Dianne said...

very funny!!

a belated Happy Mom's Day lady

Betty said...

To everyone: Both of my kids are capable of getting me good. Thanks for laughing with me.

Maria said...

I love when my kids show their sense of humor. What I really love though is the dog's name. I once had a Cosette. She was a blond cocker spaniel and was a gift from a boyfriend on my 16th birthday.