Packing Heat in Yellowstone

Oh, it's safe to go back to the parks, again,
Out in the midday sun.
Our national parks are secure once more,
Now we all can carry a gun.

The bears and the deer and Old Faithful await,
Bring your kids, wife, granny and brother.
The smiling Park Rangers will welcome you,
For we've nothing to fear but each other.


Just remember: Guns don't kill people. People with guns kill people.