You Expected This, Didn't You?

Hooray! Hooray! Gonzales resigned,

We didn't think he'd go away.

He wavered and waffled and clung to the job,

'Cause the president told him to stay.



He's gone, today, to no one's regret,

Although he's probably sore-0h

But, judging by recent questioning,

He'll forget it by tomorrow.

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Oh, come on! Stop groaning. You knew I couldn't resist, didn't you?

They really couldn't let him stay on until the election. It would give the Democrats too much opportunity to make news, what with all the hearings and investigations. The hearings and investigations will go on, but more in the background, with Alberto gone.

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In other news, Michael Vick has found God. Sure, he has. Too bad he couldn't have had that "Come to Jesus" moment BEFORE he had so much fun abusing and killing dogs.

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Senator Larry Craig, Republican from Idaho was arrested by a plainclothes police officer investigating complaints of lewd behavior at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport.

The officer said that Craig first watched him through a crack in the stall door, then entered the next stall. When Craig started playing footsie with him, the officer showed his identification under the stall. Craig said the policeman "misconstrued his actions." Uh-Huh.

Oh, by the way, Craig is one of Mitt Romney's top supporters in the Senate.

Republicans. The gift that keeps on giving.

Stay tuned.